The Adventures of Mr. Fred Bear: Krakow

I last had time to blog when we were on the train from Berlin. What a jam packed few days its been!

My favourite part of this trip has been when we went to the salt mine because unlike you peculiar humans, I have a nice warm coat of fur covering my skin to keep me warm. Aunty Sharon lost her fleece; I chuckled to myself when she wasn’t looking. Haha

The worst bit has been the weather! All this heat is not very good for the bears you know! Very sweaty, the last time I saw deodorant for bears was in Brazil and it was rather expensive.

I’d recommend you coming to Krakow because the people are very nice to the teddies of Poland, I had many “Dzien dobry”s. Also, the streets are very clean and there’s such a friendly and warm atmosphere!

I’ve mainly been looked after by Ellen, Ella, Elle and Harriet (I reckon it’s something to do with the “E”s; they’re particularly friendly. They’ve kept me in their shady backpacks, Pockets, around their lunch filled waists – Everything you could possibly imagine, it’s all rather exciting.

I’ve shared a dorm with everyone really, mainly my friend Ellen but blimely do her room talk a lot! Sometimes I wonder whether some of them are capable of shutting their eyes for more than 10 seconds. They’re sorry in the morning though when the sleepers get in the shower first.

The thing that most surprised me was how low those birds flew in the beautiful main square in Krakow when there is a Ted around. I’m kicking myself for not jumping for those tweeting flying things. Ellen said it was because they were much quicker than me which got me in a right huff. She’s still wondering where her chocolate biscuits went.

The tastiest meal I’ve had on the trip was the food in the polish restaurant, I had chicken meatballs with boiled potatoes and dill sauce. I asked Kathy whether I could come and live in Krakow because I liked the food so much but she said I had to wait until I’m older. I know that she’d just miss me too much, I have that effect on women.

There are so many reasons as to why I like Krakow: The buildings are beautiful, friendly people, good food, lots of souvenirs to buy and because we all enjoyed ourselves! The people working in the hostel were also very helpful and the hostel was clean and new.

Today the lovely people in Ella’s group bought me a new pair of leather shoes! They’re absolutely gorgeous, much better than walking around BEAR footed! GET IT?! Oh my, I’m so funny.


Very much so looking to the trip to Morskie Oko tomorrow, we’re going on a horse and cart! Until next time, Bye friends!
I’d also like to thank EW for typing this up as I said it because I am just simply too busy drinking iced tea and eating cake.